Touch Some Grass

Someone told me to go touch some grass. I'm pretty sure this is what they meant.I complained on the internet, and someone told me to go touch some grass. I went outside, but the graphics were terrible, and way too bright. So I went back inside and made this game. Now I can touch grass whenever I want, and if people tell me to go touch grass, I can prove that I already did - because I have an achievement that says so.

KEY FEATURES

• Prove You Touched Grass - Now, when someone tells you to go touch some grass, you can prove to them that you did. You have an achievement that says so, and now they are essentially *required* to listen to you.
  
• Give the Gift of Touching Grass - Is someone complaining about ridiculous stuff on the internet? Are they making crazy statements because of a video game? Are basic concepts a little too difficult for them to comprehend? Maybe they need the gift of touching some grass. Grab an extra copy for them, and show that you care.
  
• Realistic Grass-Touching Experience - Grass reacts to every pat and stroke, flattening under the pressure of your hand. Glorious visuals pair with dynamic audio feedback to provide the ultimate grass-touching experience.
  
• Relaxation Mode - Stress-free grass touching. Kick back, and touch some grass at a leisurely pace. There are no rules or limits! Just peace, tranquility, and the soft green grass!
  
• Survival Mode - The ultimate challenge for hardcore grass-grabbers. Don't stop touching the grass, no matter what! Do you have what it takes to survive?
  
• Level Up - The more grass you touch, the higher your level climbs. The higher your level, the more skins you unlock!
  
• Leaderboards - Think you have what it takes to be a grass touching champion? Find out how you compare with players from around the world, using our hyper-competitive leaderboard! Only the strongest survive!